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Lola is down 14+ pounds in 18 days on the Spa Treatment plan (fruits and veggies). Still wondering how my diet is suppose to be the one where you lose the most the fastest?!? Anyway, here are some notes she took from her fat class this week.

"Quotes" are paraphrased, but accurate:
 
PB2 Lady (yes, the same lady who said she would make peanut butter.  it hasn't come up again, so either its bad and she doesn't want to say or she loves it and doesn't want to say):  "Is it a problem that I have 6 *&#@ shakes a day?"
 
Instructor:  "No, more is better.  If it takes you 6 shakes, go ahead and have them."  We then have the standard 5 minute lecture on the more is better, blah blah blah blah AND her standard lecture on how to make thick shakes, blah blah blah blah blah blah.
 
Student Behind PB2 Lady:  "Did she say snickers shakes?"  (It takes her a few minutes to realize the mumbled part of her earlier statement was the word 'Snickers'.......this information of course gets the attention of everyone in the room -- literally, there were audible gasps from the crowd.)
 
PB2 Lady:  "Yes.  They are delicious.  I could eat them all day long."  Most of the class is now sitting on the edge of their seats waiting to hear about this.  Could it be possible, you can have Snickers on this diet?  The looks on some of their faces -- I mean, how could they have missed that in the first class.......
 
Instructor quickly steps in and explains that the "Snickers Shake" is the S/F, F/F, butterscotch pudding and the 1 TB of PB2.  As she is giving receipe, she reminds everyone to only have 1 TB of the PB2 per day because it is 50 calories a serving. 
 
Student Behind PB2 Lady:  "So, we could have one of those a day?"
 
PB2 Lady:  "Oh.........only 1 per day.  I have been having 6.  Do you think that's why I have only lost 3 pounds in 4 weeks?"  (the text here doesn't do it justice....it's like a lightbulb went off in her head as she realized she's been consuming at least 5 times the recommended serving of her beloved PB2 for the last 3 weeks.  I also think she is having it elsewhere which is why she sounded so guilty when she said it.  Most of the class then outwardly blew her off and will now not listen to another word she says.  it was actually noticeable that she went from hero to loser.)