I took the liberty to draft a few talking points for my colleague who is also attending the ball event tonight (assuming it isn't cancelled to bad weather). It’s been a while since I got all dressed up for a ball. Long before I lost weight and I want to make sure I get some compliments. Here's what I sent him:
• What does it feel like to be the most attractive person in the room?
• I hope you know CPR because you’re taking my breath away.
• (To his wife) Baby, doesn’t Christy look hot?
• Is it a burden being that beautiful?
• Stop, drop, and roll girl… you are on fire.
• How was heaven when you left it?
• If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.
• (this one is more of an aside) Way to go, God!
He loved it. So did his staff. They all know about the diet and taunt me regularly. Anyway, I'm off. Hoping to have a blast! Will take lots of pictures.
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