Wednesday, August 11, 2010

My Fat Philosophies

I believe we have all established by now that I am fat.  Pretty much always have been. And, well, assumed I probably always will be. It use to depress me too much. Then about 10 years ago I came up with some fat philosophies for myself. 

Fat Philosophy #1:
God had to make me fat because otherwise I am absolutely perfect and that would create too much chaos in the world.

Fat Philosophy #2:
I spend too much time on these muscles -- I need to protect them with padding.

These philosophies have been a great coping mechanism.  And, should I remain fat after living in the box I will continue to subscribe to this obviously distorted perception of my reality.

1 comment:

  1. Don't forget that extra weight helps form bone mass and you will not develop brittle bones!

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